Buckle up!

147 colored LEDs surrounded by a chrome frame that can be attached to a belt or set on a desk or shelf. Your own personal billboard ready to announce your brilliant thoughts to the world or a convenient way to quietly tell someone to STFU, your choice! It has onboard speed and brightness adjustments, and all the functions can be programmed without a computer, using the onboard programming buttons. It can store up to 6 messages, 256 characters long (each). And you can also chose the colors, blue, red or white. Now I need a pair of LED pants to match!