The X-cuse Box

When you get those annoying phone calls, The kind where you sigh heavily, roll your eyes, and move your hand like a puppet, and wish you never picked up the phone... Well, now you have the Excuse Box!
It´s on board memory holds 10 full minutes of environmental effects designed specifically to befuddle your annoying caller. Some of the excuses, includes auto-shop noises, a baby´s crying, construction noises, airport, interference, and a lot more!
A must have indeed!